Free Pass - Harvest Jazz 2012

Remember that time I had free Ultimate Hardcore Passes to Harvest Jazz Fest in Fredericton NB 2012!?

Yes, that was Last weekend!

My Date for the Night: My Love, SpitFire on Friday night, and My good Friend Hil on Saturday.

Who We saw:
Tedeschi Jazz Band Friday Night
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Some other crazy cool Jazz funk guy, and a surprise show with Wintersleep, Saturday night.

What we drank:
Friday - Vodka and diet cokes - the Spit Fire special.
Saturday Night - They were out of white wine at the jazz tent so we had red wine there; and they were our of red wine at the Barracks tent, so we had white wine there.

Favorite Moments:
Friday night date night with my hubby to be all night long. We've been pinching pennys lately and so busy with Roller Derby tournaments aproaching, so it was nice to get out and have a real date night. And the music was GREAT!

Saturday Night- the surprise Wintersleep Show! and sharing dirty secrets with one of my besties! It was a great girls night out!

What I wish was different:
There simply is not enough bathrooms available for this many people in one place! It's so bad, they have people on security duty just to supervise trees and allys, to make sure people don't pop a squat and pee behind them. It's kind of rediculous.

Neon Dreams - Style Watch, Party Plans

I'm in love with Neon right now!
I'm thinking my upcoming birthday party will be Neon Themed.

Some inspiration: Loving the color combos especially!

I have this dress, and wore it with Neon Green shoes to the last 80's them Party I went to. Such a great outfit too!

Thank you google images!

Sh*t My Friends Say 2

This weekend, some of my Sorority sisters got together for an old school style  girly sleepover. complete with horrible-for-you-snacks, Movies, Truth or dare, Prank texts to boys (because, texting is the new prank calls) and girl talk until 6am.

here's a little bit of what came out of it:

RoommateN bought supplies to make homemade lipgloss.

Ingrediants; vasaline and cool-aid.

Instead of cool-aid, she had the calorie-wise crystal light packets.

So I said to her, :“ Oh that’s better anyway, cuz…Who wants to get fat from lipgloss?!”
RoommateN: “Why!? Are you gonna eat it?”

Bahahaha’s ensued

"They taste like CHEESE . . . balls!!!!"  *10 girls laugh hysterically*

said while eating some new giant tube of cheesy-poofs 

TGirl on a truth topic: "One time I ate a whole bag of starburst, and the next day I pooped and it was green!"

Friend pics dare:  her response to the instructions, which involve dressing like tarzan

“do you have to get naked?”

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Prank Texting late at night:

• on a scale of goat and elephant, where would you hide your marble?
• on a scale of goat and elephant, which would you rather have sex with?
• on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate your willingness to have sex with a dolphin?
• would you like some cha cha with your tango?
• want to ride a carousel with me?
• would you like some hot sauce with your goat?

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 Dare:

 

• Put ice cube down your pants and let it melt.
• Sister runs to neighbor boys house, knocks on door and waits til someone answers to sing "I'm a little Tea Pot" . Sadly, no one was home. so instead, she stood in the drive way and screamed it to the world.

Shit my Friends Say

*Morning after a Party- A friend of ours had kidney stones, this was our conversation*
T-girl: Im so glad he came to the party, he had Kidney stones you know.
RoommateN: Ya, they must have passed, so he felt better
Me: I wonder if he kept them
T-Girl: *Yelling* WHY WOULD HE KEEP THEM!?!?
Me: People collect that shit! Go to a pawn shop. The bigger they are, the more expensive they are! *FACT*
RoommateN: They say passing kidney stones is worse than giving birth.
T-Girl: WTF
RoommateK: Yeah, it's like when people have a baby, they keep the baby; so why wouldn't you keep your kidney stones.


*Conversation on being good friends*
T-Girl to C- Boy: "We should be good friends! cuz like, I would never give you a blow job or anything"
C-Boy to T-Girl"How does that make you a good friend!?"


*Scene: Pirate Party - Boy throws sword at RoommateN.*
RoommateN: You hit me in the vagina!
Vagina Boy: *Blushes*
RoommateN: What!? You embarrassed by the word Vagina? you scared of vaginas? Vagina Boy, Vagina Boy!!! Everyone call him Vagina Boy!

Catching the Wedding Bouquet

One of our Derby Dolls, Mo'Rocko, got hitched! It was the most fun wedding I've been to yet.

Our team showed up in vintage outfits, with Hats, Gloves, and our Skates! We did a photo shoot with skates on, all flashy around the Bride. It was so much fun! *pictures to come!*

and then came time for the bouquet toss. For Single girls everywhere, this is either your highlight or low light of the night. You're either the type to kill for that bouquet, or you stand near the back with a fake smile trying to look inconspicuous while avoiding the bouquet coming your way. I'm of the latter description.

As I stood there, mid Bouquet toss, I saw my single life flash across my face. With every inch that boquet dropped down into the hands of a single girl ahead of me, I saw myself being epically single for a long time to come. It dropped about 10 feet ahead of me. and I thought to myself; this must be how far I am from finding a solid relationship - 10 feet = 10 years... or more?

That night I went home and invited Mr. Nightlife over. Something about weddings, makes you want to cuddle up to someone. . .

The Ladies Like It. whatever "It" may be...

My roller derby Team took part in Pride on Sunday. We walked in the Parade and held an after party event at Boom! night club.

I spent part of the night being followed by a girl who first tried to hook me up with her girlfriend, then questioned me on whether I'm gay or straight. I refused to disclose this information and said I didn't think it impertinent to our current encounter and pretended to be offended that she would ask such a thing. She then made fun of me by calling me "Straight Girl" all night and flirting with me.

I guess you could call it a usual night for me with the ladies. I confuse and frustrate them.