Beer and Chocolate = Lunch Date of Champions!
Married people are fatter on average anyway
Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.
And one more quote just for fun:
Spontaneity, freedom and flexibility. These are some of the best things about being single. You don't have to care about what the other half thinks of you when you want to do something. You just do it.
Some days I really love myself/crack myself up!