A Life Almost Ordinary

So I've been going to the gym. somewhat faithfully every week. Today I was feeling really good. got there early, and looking all funk in my sweet pink zebra print sweater. i turn to the bench to put on my gym shoes, and low and behold; It was a full frontal of a nake woman! I didnt hear her come in behind me, I was shocked.
it's okay do 'do your thing' at the gym. and yes we're an all womend gym... but I'm still a prude and very unhappy with myself, enough to keep myself, to myself. So when faced with another womans...full frontal affairs; i was taken quite by surprise.
I turned away so quickly i didnt really get a good look at anything; the only bad remnants in my mind now are the vast density of what was her lower rain forest! it was just sooo much... i didnt know we still had hppies; and in this day and age of aids a HPV, you'd think everyone would consider cleaning up down there?
so in short i'm slightly scared from the gym now.