once upon a time there was a man who wished to capture the sun in a box.
He was a greedy man who also wished to make a fortune off of the sun.
So he found a way to capture the sun, and put it into boxes, and then began to charge lovely ladies across the land a dollar a minute to stand inside this box.
Soon the land was filled with lovely bronzed beauties. People came from far and wide to embrace the sun and its amazing energy. And a colorful nation was born.
He was a very smart man.
Every time I go tanning, I feel rejuvenated! And I am glad this man wished to conquer the sun and provide this amazing feeling to me upon my demand and at my leisure.