That hole in my Window

Dear Drunk Stupid Idiotic Students of the College Hill Area,

I understand you feel the need to drink excessively and then be stupid out in the street. That's fine. Just leave me and my house alone!

But NO, you thought it would be funny to pelt every house on the street at 3AM in the morning; and in turn broke my front window! You are Dick-Heads! The neighbors Saw You! They called the cops; and I also called the cops. I hope you are very surprised when they pay you a visit.

Karma is a bitch! And she's coming after YOU!