adventures toward true house-wife bliss

Did you know, Santa's in the U.S. get paid 65$ an hour to play santa in santaland! thats just crazy! even more crazy, all those germaphobe parents who have enacted a new rule this year: Santa is no longer allowed to wear his gloves, and must sanitize his hands after every child. More crazy! so santaland is now a festival of septicide and antibacterial liquids rather than candy canes and smiles. My favorites still remain the screaming children. they make the best faces.

I've decided that 30 will be a good age to have one. one what you say - a baby silly. the beau is already 30 and hitting a mid-life crisis, demanding children soon(he even found his first grey hair yesterday!). to that i say, to bad. thats what happens when you rob the cradle :P and i'm still missing that infamous diamond ring...

So I've decided to let you in on another of my weird quirks. I buy wedding related "things" and hide them in a secret place. you know; bride things, party things, decorations. anything i wish to have at my own wedding...someday... it is a very weird and irrational action actually. I know I need help... and I have quite the collection.

but thats enough for today